April 17, 2016

My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where will I go? To honky tonks and bars
And kill the man
That gave me that awful name.
-Cash For Gold

"I don't need to fight to prove I'm right. I wanna be sedated."
~The Whomones

Chris Clennett might be a world leading horticulturist, but he STILL can't make them understand the paintings.

'COMPANY' should somehow be an acronym for cleaning your bathroom so somebody else can do god knows what in there.

"I'm an explorer. I explore ladies' underwear. Preferably occupied. What size are you?" 
-Me, job interview, keeping that unemployment gravy train a'rolling.