July 14, 2020

DJ Hazard 
(born Dennis Joseph Hanard in 1953)  
American writer, actor, musician, and standup comedian.

Born in New York City, he grew up in the Bronx and Astoria, Queens. He attended the High School of Art and Design, where he studied cartooning, animation, illustration, and advertising. He graduated in 1971. His family moved to Boston the following year.

In 1979, he became one of the founders of The Ding Ho Comedy Club in Cambridge, Massachusetts, along with Barry Crimmins, Steven Wright, Paula Poundstone, Bobcat Goldthwait, Denis Leary, and others.

Throughout the 1980s, DJ Hazard was active in the Boston comedy scene, hosting shows at the Comedy Connection and Play It Again Sam's. He performed under the name DJ Hanard but legally changed his name to DJ Hazard in 1984 after frequently seeing misspellings of his name.
He was known for taking time to critique and encourage new comedians. 

In 1985, Hazard created and directed Somerville Kitchenette, a public access show in Somerville, Massachusetts. It operated under the thinly veiled plot that numerous extraterrestrials were shipwrecked on Earth and hiding out by putting on a public access Information and Self Help show in Somerville. He cast Tony V, Mike Moto, Dan Spencer, and Dennis Downey as regular co-stars and a bevy of guest stars who all performed as different characters throughout SK's six-month run.

(clockwise from left) DJ Hazard, Tony V, Mike Moto, Dennis Downey and Dan Spencer

(Starting with the top row, left to right) Phil Van Tee (as Misit Visit), Joe Yannety (Inspector Cantone), Steven Bean (Mister Clean), Brian Kiley (plumber), Lenny Clarke (indoor motorcycle racer), Jimmy Tingle (Barney Rubble), Alison Martin and Kristen Johnson (current and former Motorcycle Queens), Lauren Dombrowski (Proton and Neutron, with her twin sister Lynn) and Ron Lynch, Joe Yanetty, DJ Hazard, Steven Bean and Mike Moto (as Monster Dog and the 4 Wheel Drive Band) 

DJ formed several ad hoc bands over several decades for recording sessions but in the late 1980s he formed The Firing Squad with guitarists Jim Coyle and Al Armirotto, bassist Joe Tucker and drummer Dave Burzillo.


From 1989 to 1991, he hosted a show called "The Friday Night Comic Strip" on WZLX.  Again, his first move was to band together regular cast members. Rick Jenkins and John Rogers rounded out the core writing and performing think tank, while Paul Elwell was tapped to be the news anchor and Jennifer Traynor was the entertainment performer.
During this time, Hazard and Jenkins were mistaken for two of America's Most Wanted and held by Federal Agents for the better part of the day until they proved their innocence.




After 14 years as a headliner in Boston comedy, He moved to Los Angeles in the spring of 1994.


He returned to Boston a year later, bought a 1985 Nissan Stanza, and set off on a three-year self-booked tour of North America, including extensively throughout Canada, including Winnipeg, Toronto, and Montreal. before returning to Boston in 1998. 
He moved back to New York City in 2006, primarily to act and write. 


In addition to his stand-up performances, DJ Hazard released three comedy/music CDs: "Lock Up The Planet When You Leave" (1993), "El Hazardo Rides Again" (2007), and "Man Of Hazardium" (2009).A few years after its release, he took Man Of Hazardium off the market. It contained a track that took shooting people jokingly. Hazard felt that joke wasn't funny anymore. The only way to rectify that was to cancel the distribution of the entire CD and re-cut it. He did the former but didn't bother with the latter.


He performed in the NYC Storytelling scene.




He also acted in a dozen movies (IMDb)

As well as a number of plays.

When he moved from Manhattan to the Bronx, he took the ASPCA Feral Cat Workshop and began a TNR (Trap Neuter Release) program and cared for a small feral colony.