September 27, 2016

September 25, 2016

September 20, 2016

September 18, 2016


I Love The 80’s Hazardium Style: The original copy of the infamous promo pic which, btw, frightened the bookers in Winnipeg and almost cost me years and years of gigs there.


They were convinced my first words off the plane were going to be (and I quote them) "Where do I get some pussy in this town!"

September 14, 2016

September 11, 2016

September 10, 2016

September 9, 2016

September 7, 2016

These shades were a free gift with something I ordered.
I can't decide if they're Old School Matt Murdock, Old School Scott Summers, Old School Doc Ock or cataract clinic.

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August 29, 2016

This is what 16 lbs of cat food looks like.
Now you know. You're welcome.

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August 27, 2016

August 24, 2016


If you boys don't keep it down back there I'm turning the internet around...


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August 22, 2016


Back in early 2009, I was writing articles for an online magazine. When I applied for the job, they asked me to pitch to them what made me tick. Whatever I said, they knighted me the 'Underground Travel' reporter. I don't know if that meant reporting about things below street level or they perceived me as the fringe living Bohemian that I am. I just wrote whatever I wanted and nobody got hurt.
Underbelly Of A Cruise Ship

August 21, 2016

August 20, 2016