May 10, 2016

Mike Dorval has been and is a Renaissance man's Renaissance man. He has spent the better part of this year banging out a very well produced podcast called Bombing. This week's episode just dropped (as they say, I'm not making a 'bomb' pun) and he was very patient to talk to the likes of me for a whole hour. Check it out here:

May 6, 2016

April 25, 2016

"Glonko want bigger cave and to lay with Zooka. Who he think he am? Brunk?" ~Street joke I wrote many, many years ago and finally heard again.

Hamilton will remain on currency most likely due to the popularity of the current Broadway musical (source CBS News 1010 WINS).
This somehow recalls the day I walked down Hollywood Boulevard and looked at the stars:
Burt Lancaster
Gracie Allen
Miss Piggy

April 24, 2016

April 19, 2016

A Fancy Monkey postcard from the extra awesome Tricia Fetters. I AM the fanciest of monkeys, after all.

April 18, 2016

April 17, 2016

My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where will I go? To honky tonks and bars
And kill the man
That gave me that awful name.
-Cash For Gold

"I don't need to fight to prove I'm right. I wanna be sedated."
~The Whomones

Chris Clennett might be a world leading horticulturist, but he STILL can't make them understand the paintings.

'COMPANY' should somehow be an acronym for cleaning your bathroom so somebody else can do god knows what in there.

"I'm an explorer. I explore ladies' underwear. Preferably occupied. What size are you?" 
-Me, job interview, keeping that unemployment gravy train a'rolling.


March 30, 2016

Dogs eat a lot of homework. They should make homework flavored dog food.
If Trump gets elected, half of America says they'll move to Canada. Then Trump will move to Canada to deport all the illegal Americans. M.C. Escher, where are you when we need you?

March 28, 2016

March 25, 2016

This is probably what it would look like if I made psychedelic black light posters for head shops in the 1960's.

March 24, 2016

March 22, 2016

March 21, 2016

goose, gander, goose...

March 20, 2016

March 17, 2016

"May all your rivers stay within their levees and may all your trains run on time." ~Old Irish Toast (accent on old)