July 21, 2016

July 20, 2016

‪#‎LoveForLeslieJ‬ Say a prayer, light a candle or do a non-thing, if that's what you do, for Leslie Jones. I can't imagine what it would be like to be thrilled to work on your first major film for so many, many months and be so excited for it's release... only to have this backlash come out of nowhere. I hope she's surrounded by wonderful people. I don't know if I could take it.

July 19, 2016

If I could go back in time, could I resist the temptation to do every killer joke I ever heard and be thought of as the greatest comic genius ever?
Why is it any different when Michelle went back in time and swiped Melania Trump's famous 2016 Convention speech?
Wake up people.

July 16, 2016

"Make America Again" -3D Printers
This thing took forever to get here and now it's taking forever to go away.

July 15, 2016

July 11, 2016

June 28, 2016

June 24, 2016

I used to be on ConnectPal, messing around with videos and songs and excerpts from my eBooks and artwork.
I’m back on ConnectPal, but I only joined again to follow somebody else.
Monique Marvez is amazing. Well, I think so and I’m always right. She’s logged more down and dirty road miles, entertained more troops and patronized more thrift shops across America than I can shake a stick at.
I think she’s been struck by some kind of Jean Shepherd lightning. She’s been belting out an amazing podcast every week and it's something between motivational speaking and bedtime stories.
All the cool kids are hangin’ there.


May 30, 2016

If I could drink coffee sideways I'd never get out of bed.

This is how I look when I read stuff on Facebook.

This is how I look when I look at puppies. 
The difference? PUPPIES!!!

May 10, 2016

Mike Dorval has been and is a Renaissance man's Renaissance man. He has spent the better part of this year banging out a very well produced podcast called Bombing. This week's episode just dropped (as they say, I'm not making a 'bomb' pun) and he was very patient to talk to the likes of me for a whole hour. Check it out here: http://roxlabs.net/bombing/

May 6, 2016

April 25, 2016

"Glonko want bigger cave and to lay with Zooka. Who he think he am? Brunk?" ~Street joke I wrote many, many years ago and finally heard again.

Hamilton will remain on currency most likely due to the popularity of the current Broadway musical (source CBS News 1010 WINS).
This somehow recalls the day I walked down Hollywood Boulevard and looked at the stars:
Burt Lancaster
Gracie Allen
Miss Piggy

April 24, 2016

April 19, 2016

A Fancy Monkey postcard from the extra awesome Tricia Fetters. I AM the fanciest of monkeys, after all.

April 18, 2016

April 17, 2016

My beacon's been moved under moon and star
Where will I go? To honky tonks and bars
And kill the man
That gave me that awful name.
-Cash For Gold

"I don't need to fight to prove I'm right. I wanna be sedated."
~The Whomones

Chris Clennett might be a world leading horticulturist, but he STILL can't make them understand the paintings.

'COMPANY' should somehow be an acronym for cleaning your bathroom so somebody else can do god knows what in there.

"I'm an explorer. I explore ladies' underwear. Preferably occupied. What size are you?" 
-Me, job interview, keeping that unemployment gravy train a'rolling.


March 30, 2016

Dogs eat a lot of homework. They should make homework flavored dog food.
If Trump gets elected, half of America says they'll move to Canada. Then Trump will move to Canada to deport all the illegal Americans. M.C. Escher, where are you when we need you?