January 22, 2016



You've heard of Pop Eye. Well, I'm Cap Eye. I'm a sailor, too. An Admiral. Best Chief Boss Admiral. And I can shoot steam and fire. And ice. I have the seven speeds of a blender and the moves of an articulated seamstress form. By the time you see me, it's too late. You're either rescued or arrested, depending on which path you took after high school.
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